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🥃 The “Rare” Bottle That Wasn’t — And the Red Flags I Almost Missed

What looked like collector gold turned out to be polished hype.

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💥 Opening Pour

A “rare” bottle almost took four figures from me last month. Heavy glass. Gold trim. “Only 1,200 made.” My heart leaned in… but my gut said slow down. 🥃

📖 The Story

A collector called. Said I needed this one. Big age. Small release. Collector heat.

The bottle was stunning. Wax seal. Numbered label. Heavy glass that felt important in your hand.

But I’ve learned something over the years.

When a bottle is truly rare, it doesn’t need to explain itself.

So I asked simple questions. Warehouse? Mash bill? Barrel details? Proof off the wood?

Answers came back thin.

Then I asked to taste it.

No samples.

That was the tell.

Real scarcity invites scrutiny. Fake scarcity hides behind packaging.

Two months later the “rare” bottle was discounted.

Scarcity does not go on sale.


🥇 The Weekly Pour

Price: ~$28–$35

Proof: 90

Age: NAS (typically 8–10 years)

Nose: Caramel, vanilla, light mint, soft orange peel

Palate: Brown sugar, toffee, gentle baking spice

Finish: Medium length, clean oak, mild warmth

✅ Classic everyday sipper
✅ Incredible value under $35
✅ Flavor over flash — no hype pricing


🍹The Art of Mixing

The Rickhouse Highball

Ingredients

• 2 oz Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight Bourbon
• 4 oz chilled soda water
• 1 thin slice fresh orange
• 1 small pinch sea salt

Instructions

• Fill a tall glass with ice.
• Add bourbon. Top with soda.
• Add orange slice and a tiny pinch of salt. Stir gently.

Tip: The salt wakes up the caramel and soft oak. It makes the whiskey taste bigger without hiding it. Simple. Honest. Refreshing. 🥃


🍖 Flavor Pairing Picks

Pair it with:

🍗 Smoked brisket with cracked black pepper — The char echoes the barrel. The fat softens the spice.

🧀 Aged white cheddar — Sharp cheese pulls out the brown sugar notes.

💨 Medium-bodied Nicaraguan cigar — Cocoa and earth mirror the oak and pecan.


🧠 Big Lesson of the Week

Marketing creates urgency.
Real scarcity creates respect.

Ask better questions than the label answers.


🥂 Final Toast

To the barrels that earn their praise, and the buyers wise enough to wait.


🥃 Repeatable Proverb

If it’s truly rare, it doesn’t need to shout.


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Now Its Your Turn

Have you ever bought a “rare” bottle that let you down? Or found a quiet gem no one else noticed? Hit reply and tell me. Or save this for your next big purchase. Or share it with that friend chasing shiny boxes. 😉

Cheers to honest barrels, quiet labels, and bottles that earn their spot on the shelf,

Ethan “Neat” Whitmore


P.S. Friday, we’re pulling back the curtain on “allocated” bottles — and why chasing them may be the most expensive hobby in whiskey.

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