🥃 I Served a $60 Bourbon to a Scotch Snob—and He Chose It Over His $200 Bottle

💥 Opening Pour

Older must be better, right?
Not always. I once poured an 18-year Scotch for a buddy who took one sip, winced, and asked, “Did someone leave a wet log in my glass?”

Sometimes what you're really paying for... is just time. And not the good kind.

📖 The Story

My buddy Jared flew in from Scotland—of course, lugging the glitzy 18-year Speyside Scotch he swore was the king of pours. Wooden box, gold foil, and enough prestige to make a unicorn blush.

I countered with something a little less glossy—but just as serious: Elijah Craig 12 Year Old Barrel Proof, Batch B523. Bottled straight from the barrel at 134.3 proof, tagged at ~$88*. $60-based storytelling aside, we’re talkin’ real firepower here.

We went blind—two glasses, two pours, opaque tags.

Jared went full pro: nose, swirl, sip, nod.

He pointed to one and quietly said,

Then came the reveal.
He pointed at the Scotch bottle, not suspecting the bourbon’s knockdown punch.

Watching his face morph as the labels came off? Priceless.

Lesson learned:
Age ain’t everything. And higher price isn’t always the boss.
Sometimes the real winner pours with proof, not name.

🔍 Truth in the Barrel

Here’s what I’ve learned sipping through the years:

• Scotch ages cooler (literally)—which means slower barrel influence

• Bourbon ages hotter, pulling flavor out of the oak faster

• Older Scotch can sometimes taste too mellow, too woody, even soapy

• Mid-aged Bourbon (8–12 years) often hits the sweet spot of power + polish

And here’s the kicker—your tongue doesn’t care about the number on the label.

🥇 The Weekly Pour

Bottle: Elijah Craig 12-Year Barrel Proof (Batch B523)
Price: ~$90
Proof: 134.3
Age: 12 years
Nose: Rich caramel, burnt sugar, deep oak
Palate: Cinnamon heat, dark fruit, black coffee
Finish: Long and intense—pure barrel power

✅ Barrel strength without pretension
✅ Real age statement
✅ Available now—not pipe dream fantasy

🛒 Buy it now → $87.98

🍹The Art of Mixing

Cocktail: The Reverse Manhattan

Ingredients:

• 2 oz Sweet Vermouth (Carpano Antica or Dolin Rouge)

• 1 oz Elijah Craig 12-Year Barrel Proof

• 2 dashes Angostura bitters

• Orange twist or cherry for garnish

Instructions:

1. Add vermouth, bourbon, and bitters to a mixing glass with ice

2. Stir slowly until chilled (20–30 seconds)

3. Strain into a chilled coupe glass

4. Garnish with an orange twist or cherry

💡 Tip: Want it extra smooth? Let it sit 2 minutes before sipping—the high proof settles in like velvet.

🍖 Flavor Pairing Picks

Pair your pour with:

🍗 Smoked Chicken Thighs — Light char echoes the barrel spice
🧀 Aged Gouda — Creamy, sharp, complements bold flavor
🍫 Dark Chocolate Almond Bark — Brings out cherry + vanilla notes
💨 Medium-bodied cigar — Won’t overpower, lets the bourbon breathe

🧠 Big Lesson of the Week

Age isn’t the whole story.
It’s just the cover.
The real magic is in the barrel, the blending, and the boldness of the sip.

🥂 Final Toast

Here’s to trusting your tongue—not the number on the label.

🥃 Repeatable Proverb

“Older doesn’t mean better—just older.”

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Now Its Your Turn

Ever done a blind test that shocked you?
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💾 Save this for your next whiskey debate.
📩 Forward to that friend who only drinks 18-year Scotch.

Cheers to bold pours, busted myths, and trusting your taste buds,

Ethan “Neat” Whitmore

P.S. On Friday, What do white label bourbons and garage bands have in common? One has a cult following—and you’ll see why next week.